I just said a joke in class and everyone laughed. It was beautiful.
yelyahwilliams:
hellogiggles:
Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
Holy balls
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
parttimeyoutuber:
I love how tumblr can get people a fluffy chicken or a hamster or force someone to make a dress out of shower loofahs but if I told you my mom’s gonna take me out for ice cream if this gets 25 notes, it wouldn’t happen.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU ASSHOLES
Whenever I have low self esteem I just look up my name on Urban Dictionary
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
I love how tumblr can get people a fluffy chicken or a hamster or force someone to make a dress out of shower loofahs but if I told you my mom’s gonna take me out for ice cream if this gets 25 notes, it wouldn’t happen.
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
awkwardbyrd:
neil-gaiman:
jupiterstarr:
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%
I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely disturbing about abandoned Amusement Parks.
I was like oh cool someone wrote a fanfic about nightmare in silver bUT THEN I LOOKED AT THE USER TO SEE IF I COULD FIND THE FIC AND REALISED THAT NEIL WAS WHO POSTED IT OOPS
i love these pictures so much, but the third one’s not in New Orleans…
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
naziofficeparty:
jesus christ